That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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