Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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