I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This house was built for laser tag.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
All the doctor said was why
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