As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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