so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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