you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I think I just sharted jello shots
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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