you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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