just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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