I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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