who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
foreskin is a definite game changer
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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