Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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