I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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