So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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