oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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