Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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