do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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