Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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