It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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