Dual....:-)
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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