On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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