Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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