id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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