Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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