I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize