its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
