How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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