I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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