How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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