Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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