the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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