I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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