Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Boobs are out for the taking
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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