i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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