My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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