i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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