During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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