apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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