My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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