Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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