we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
