O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
