Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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