I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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