I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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