I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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