Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
His nipple licking is glorious
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