I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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