I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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