You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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