I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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