Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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