Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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