God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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