Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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